Jack Fris, you are such a piece of shit human being.

I need to start considering the whole scope of my actions. For example, the act of "doing a homework assignment" may seem like a small moment in my life, but the ramifications has quite the ripple effect. Even so, I want more than anything to just tell this Karl Marx reading to go to hell so I can go have lunch and get on the next train out of Dodge.

I'm having a mental breakdown

I think the worst part about talking to people about your problems is that their words of consolation usually feel more like them rubbing salt into the wound. Like, "Jane, don't be silly. You have friends here. You have that one friend (the unsocial one that plays guitar)."

Look, I know I told myself that I would have a very productive day, but I just woke up from a dream where a bear chased me in circles after my menstrual scent. I know it's going to be a rough day.

Funny Findings

Hey guy-in-my-Global-Studies-discussion, I didn't know you did modeling for the Daily Nexus!

Just realized the person I have a severe crush on looks a bit like Clark Duke.

Guys, I think I have a type.

Girl: Are you fucking retarded?

Guy: No- (really, really long pause) I'm just distracted! because I was thinking about a dog I saw earlier today.

Improv lesson numero 3: play at the height of your intelligence

Tomorrow, tomorrow!

Live one day at a time, they always say. But how can I live one day at a time when today is bleak with cramming and crap weather and tomorrow promises me chicken piccata?

Paper #2

Cassandra's Dream, AGAIN. As if watching this average movie 3 times last week wasn't enough, now she wants me to watch it 3 more times. Is this improving the way I write or is this similar to slow and agonizing death?

Okay, Internet, it's time to stop with the Kanye jokes.

I LOVE CROSSWORD PUZZLES

I LOVE CROSSWORD PUZZLES

Trypophobia

For those of you that mock my affliction: Watch and see for yourself why holes actually make my skin crawl. Trypophobia is a real thing, people. It is very real.

Paper #1

Thesis: Cassandra's Dream uses narrative techniques that give us information about the story.

And thus my grade suffers.

Potatoes

Thought of the day: Potatoes are difficult to master cooking-wise. There's a fine line between mushy and raw. Yet everyday we consume bad potatoes without a word of complaint.

Murphy's law dictates that the one day you run into your crush, is the one day that you have chosen to forgo hygiene.

Alright, fine. I like Kevin Spacey. It only took 2 years to redeem himself for 21.

Worst order to watch Kevin Spacey films:

Superman Returns

21

(May or may not have seen Outbreak)

American Beauty

The Usual Suspects

It's like fine wine; the older you get, the more you are awarded with quality Kevin Spacey films.

PLEASE for the love of God, let me get into Occidental College. At this point, I am desperate.

What great fun

Since getting up this morning, I:

-put water in my pitcher so that it can chill overnight

-bought hangers

-applied for a job at Bed Bath and Beyond

-learned that the ramp on Fairview has one sidewalk

-contemplated whether I felt like cafeteria food or fast food for lunch

-after little thought, chose McDonalds

-bought a bottle of multi-vitamins

-mailed in a 4 dollar rebate

-clipped my nails

-blogged about my day

Isn't life just full of excitement?

I'm not the giving type, but for some reason, I wouldn't mind being in Fernie's position.

*Will read like a sentimental entry from a child's diary

This kind of feels like last day of camp. Although I'll never know exactly what that feels like, I have an inkling it's something similar to parting with the people you spent all summer gossiping over late dinners, honing comedic timing and overcoming performance anxiety with.