Is this thing on?

It's been a while, but I'm back for good and now, I'm staying. If it's any consolation to you, I haven't gone anywhere. I've just had nothing important to say. I am just rekindling an old flame. This time returning as a responsible(!) and fun(!!) and interesting(!!!!!!) college student. I've finally turned eighteen and now the weight of the world is delightfully on me. By law, I'm old enough to make my own decisions. I'm an adult, for fuck's sake. Now the world may sit back and weep as I abuse my newly granted rights.

But nothing's really changed. Of course in my rosy vision of college, I'm sitting on my desk diligently highlighting papers, befriending bearded anthropology professors and balancing an array of extracurricular activities. The sad reality is, I'm still the same procrastinator-extraordinaire that I was 7 years ago and I pretty much retained 100% of my habits. God, I'm grim.