What Would Gordon Ramsay Do?

I always take all of my frustrations with boredom out by picking up a new obsession and spending hours invested in it. This Spring Break, ninjavideo.net did the right (or wrong) thing by introducing me to the likes of reality cooking television: Hell's Kitchen. Who can resist Ramsay's chin wrinkles deepening ever so profoundly as he spouts bigotry at poor, defenseless souls?