Monday, March 30

I'm starting a new life

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Saturday, March 28

What Would Gordon Ramsay Do?

I always take all of my frustrations with boredom out by picking up a new obsession and spending hours invested in it. This Spring Break, ninjavideo.net did the right (or wrong) thing by introducing me to the likes of reality cooking television: Hell's Kitchen. Who can resist Ramsay's chin wrinkles deepening ever so profoundly as he spouts bigotry at poor, defenseless souls?

Monday, March 16

Note to self: RESIST AT ALL COSTS

I know you think that what you're about to do is courageous and great, but it's actually not. Go with your impulse and you will soon find yourself a very disappointed human being.

Sunday, March 15

"Jane Kim is full of self-loathing."

At the present moment, I can't find a single fiber of being within me that I find worth existing.