Just realized the person I have a severe crush on looks a bit like Clark Duke.

I think I have a type.

Girl: Are you fucking retarded?

Guy: No- (really, really long pause) I'm just distracted! because I was thinking about a dog I saw earlier today.

Improv lesson numero 3: play at the height of your intelligence

Tomorrow, tomorrow!

Live one day at a time, they always say. But how can I live one day at a time when today is bleak with cramming and crap weather and tomorrow promises me chicken piccata?

Paper #2

Cassandra's Dream, AGAIN. As if watching this average movie 3 times last week wasn't enough, now she wants me to watch it 3 more times. Is this improving the way I write or is this similar to slow and agonizing death?

Okay, Internet, it's time to stop with the Kanye jokes.

I LOVE CROSSWORD PUZZLES

I LOVE CROSSWORD PUZZLES

Trypophobia

For those of you that mock my affliction: Watch and suffer for yourself. Trypophobia is a real thing, people. It is very real.

Paper #1

Thesis: Cassandra's Dream uses narrative techniques that give us information about the story.

And thus my grade suffers.

Murphy's law dictates that the one day you run into your crush, is the one day that you have chosen to forgo hygiene.

Alright, fine. I like Kevin Spacey. It only took 2 years to redeem himself for 21.

Worst order to watch Kevin Spacey films:

Superman Returns

21

May or may not have seen Outbreak

American Beauty

The Usual Suspects

It's kind of (not at all) like fine wine; the older you get, the more you are awarded with quality Kevin Spacey films.