tender musings

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 05:26:00 +0000

SDFLSDJFLKSJDFIHATEYOUSOMUCH

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 03:08:00 +0000

I woke up, looked at my analog clock which read 7, jumped out of bed and yelled excitedly at my startled mother, "BLACK FRIDAY!" But as far as everyone else is concerned, it's still Thanksgiving.

justkiddingigotconfused

You can go back to your dinners now. Sorry I caused a panic.

I am such a grudge harborer

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 10:53:00 +0000

Jack Fris, you are still a piece of shit human being.

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 20:27:00 +0000

I need to start considering the whole scope of my actions. For example, the act of "doing a homework assignment" may seem like a small moment in my life, but the ramifications has quite the ripple effect. Even so, I want more than anything to just tell this Karl Marx reading to go to hell so I can go have lunch and get on the next train out of Dodge.

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Wed, 11 Nov 2009 03:15:00 +0000

I think the worst part about talking to people about your problems is that their words of consolation usually feel more like them rubbing salt into the wound. Like, "Jane, don't be silly. You have friends here. You have that one friend (the unsocial one that plays guitar)!"

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 20:27:00 +0000

Look, I know I told myself that I would have a very productive day, but I just woke up from a dream where a bear chased me in circles after my menstrual scent. I know it's going to be a rough day.

Funny Findings

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:12:00 +0000

Hey guy-in-my-Global-Studies-discussion, I didn't know you did modeling for the Daily Nexus!

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 01:06:00 +0000

Just realized the person I have a severe crush on looks a bit like Clark Duke.

I think I have a type.

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 07:15:00 +0000

Girl: Are you fucking retarded?

Guy: No- (really, really long pause) I'm just distracted! because I was thinking about a dog I saw earlier today.

Improv lesson numero 3: play at the height of your intelligence

Tomorrow, tomorrow!

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 06:06:00 +0000

Live one day at a time, they always say. But how can I live one day at a time when today is bleak with cramming and crap weather and tomorrow promises me chicken piccata?

Paper #2

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 03:26:00 +0000

Cassandra's Dream, AGAIN. As if watching this average movie 3 times last week wasn't enough, now she wants me to watch it 3 more times. Is this improving the way I write or is this similar to slow and agonizing death?

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:45:00 +0000

Okay, Internet, it's time to stop with the Kanye jokes.

I LOVE CROSSWORD PUZZLES

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:54:00 +0000

I LOVE CROSSWORD PUZZLES

Trypophobia

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 07:23:00 +0000

For those of you that mock my affliction: Watch and suffer for yourself. Trypophobia is a real thing, people. It is very real.

Paper #1

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 20:21:00 +0000

Thesis: Cassandra's Dream uses narrative techniques that give us information about the story.

And thus my grade suffers.

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 04:57:00 +0000

Murphy's law dictates that the one day you run into your crush, is the one day that you have chosen to forgo hygiene.

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Mon, 05 Oct 2009 21:25:00 +0000

Alright, fine. I like Kevin Spacey. It only took 2 years to redeem himself for 21.

Worst order to watch Kevin Spacey films:

Superman Returns

May or may not have seen Outbreak

American Beauty

The Usual Suspects

It's kind of (not at all) like fine wine; the older you get, the more you are awarded with quality Kevin Spacey films.

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 22:55:00 +0000

PLEASE for the love of God, let me get into Occidental College. At this point, I am desperate.

What great fun

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Thu, 24 Sep 2009 01:18:00 +0000

Since getting up this morning, I:

-put water in my pitcher so that it can chill overnight

-bought hangers

-applied for a job at Bed Bath and Beyond

-learned that the ramp on Fairview has one sidewalk

-contemplated whether I felt like cafeteria food or fast food for lunch

-after little thought, chose McDonalds

-bought a bottle of multi-vitamins

-mailed in a 4 dollar rebate

-clipped my nails

-blogged about my day

Isn't life just full of excitement?

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 11:41:00 +0000

I'm not the giving type, but for some reason, I wouldn't mind being in Fernie's position.

*Will read like a sentimental entry from a child's diary

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 02:10:00 +0000

This kind of feels like last day of camp. Although I'll never know exactly what that feels like, I have an inkling it's something similar to parting with the people you spent all summer gossiping over late dinners, honing comedic timing and overcoming performance anxiety with.

In the off chance that one of them finds this blog...

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 03:02:00 +0000

I just want to clarify for my Improv 101 classmates that I was not a complete loser in school. Despite my monologues about my Senior year of high school spent researching Monty Python, willingly managing and creating props for our production of Macbeth and being bullied by 6th graders on the bus every morning, I lived quite a normal life and was even seriously considered for a nomination under the category of "Best Hair" for Senior favorites.

My 취향 is 독특해.

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Fri, 04 Sep 2009 23:15:00 +0000

I'm having too much fun switching language preferences on my keyboard.

If we evolved from monkeys then why are there still monkeys?

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 11:08:00 +0000

I was browsing through yahoo answers when I saw this question. Curious as to how this discussion panned out, I scrolled through the answers and found this gem:

"Some monkey-brained evil-lootionists came up with the idea.
That has to be an indictment against us humans if such drivel were true.
Most of the funds for archaeological research comes from occultists who have a specific agenda. According to their secret doctrines, the British Royalty have blue blood and are direct descendants from angels who mated with men. The other inferior mortals--they evolved from monkeys. Unfortunately, some of us know that in 1603 England passed a law to purge the mongrel seed of the monarchy. Many of Prince Charles's relatives had married into the French royal bloodlines. The Louis' were notorious for marrying black women. One of Charles great uncles carried those genes. They even nicknamed him "the black prince." They never allowed him to marry.
Anyway, they have since purged the infidels and made them dukes and duchesses. You see why they had tried to prevent Charles from marrying Camilla?"

Now, we are all sick and tired of arguing whether we come from apes (/monkeys) or dust and a sample of Adam's ribcage, but still I can't help but wonder where this rendition of European history came about. I, like you probably, am totally baffled by his reply. The more I read it, the farther I think I am from understanding it. Here is my best guess as to what he means: evolutionists have been mislead because these people, who mingle with black women and believe people must be descendants of either monkeys or angels, paid scientists to publish their take on our origins. Mind you, that's just a "best" guess. I can't even begin to fathom how the Louis' and their future duchesses fit into this "evil-outionist" conspiracy; that'll just completely destroy my faint comprehension of his reply. Why does it feel like he just dumped as many historical references he could make so he could cover his tracks and confuse the shit out of everyone on the Internet? Maybe I'm just dense when it comes to religious tripe. Maybe there's a few things about British law that I'm not educated on. But I'm not ranting and raving on my blog at 4 in the morning to discredit his ability to write...

This guy's response just brings to attention my gripes with established religions. I just find it extremely ironic when he cries fowl because some rich, power mongrels in history gathered heads to come up with some sort of dogma to render their status forever "un-usurpable", like the way kids shriek "SAFE" in a close game of tag. It's almost as though he hasn't taken to consideration the kind of people that probably wrote the bible and the reason why anyone would write something ultimately so oppressive to humanity. To me, it's weird that he sees the logical faults in mating angels and "blue blood" (and claims to see one in the theory of evolution) but fails to see the same irrationality in, and I quote him:

"I do not want to be presumptuous: however the child might be exhibiting more than the symptoms of autism. Any time a person craves for feces, usually that is a sign of demonic possession. Check these other symptoms also: Is his/her sleep interrupted? Does the child either speak to or attempt to speak to other people when no-one else is in his/her room?

IF THE ANSWER IS YES TO ALL OF THE ABOVE, ONLY, then I assess that some parent on either side--going back 4 generations (Exodus 34:6/7) either dabbled in or with occultism) committed abortions/murders or was a practicing homosexual died in an unrepented state and those spiritual iniquities fell on the poor child. Notice I said: if all of the symptoms above manifest."

Seriously.

This is his intelligent advice to a woman who is installing tiles in her bathroom so that her autistic kid can stop eating the plaster and smearing feces on her bathroom wall. Looks like the pot is calling the kettle black.

noreply@blogger.com (Jane Kim) — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 05:27:00 +0000

오늘 망햇어.